what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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