- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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