- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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