what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Shit!

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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