- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

That didn't hurt.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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