- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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