whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

What is 8 times 4? 32

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Muslim athletes.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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