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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Dani barton from bob chuckles

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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