Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

"Up to 50% off."

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Do you need any assistance?

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Knock knock What

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Barack Obama

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

The Bible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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