- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Knock Knock No one answers....

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