Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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It says so on your cap.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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NASCAR

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canaan and mallory

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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