- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Japan called... They need help.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

What's dead? Your mum.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why was Timmy sad?

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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