Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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alert("The Game");//

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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women's rights.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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