Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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The 19th Amendment

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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