A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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womens rights

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Your mother

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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