What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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GONNA

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Chuck Norris

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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