This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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