- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

womens rights

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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