- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Left. That one direction...

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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