A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Six million.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Chicken

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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