Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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