- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Knock Knock Come in

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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