A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Your mom

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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YOLO.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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