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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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A black man walks into a book store.

A jew went to Germany.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

This is my joke. funny

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

what is stupid and reading this you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

ha.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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