- Anti Joke

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

whats long and black? a baton

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.