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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Anne Frank.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

I cant think of one (._. )

How do u shit With ur ass

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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