A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

Adam Sandler.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Mmmm, donuts

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Jokes are funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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