A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Knock, knock. Come in!

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

milly, milly, milly, cat

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Sex. That is all.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

you will die someday

Your doorbell is broken.

What flys? A fly

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

the guy below me is gay

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...