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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

sixty....eight.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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