- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

ROSS G IS OBESE

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Du bist mein Kampf

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

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