i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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The Economy

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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NEVER

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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