A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Steve Jobs.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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a black guy leaves prison

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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