How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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