Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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womens rights

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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knock knock your gay

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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