Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Knock knock Come in!

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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