- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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