- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Penis in a box.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

planking.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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