- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Women's rights.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Rock mattress.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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