Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Religion

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Anti Joke

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