Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Potato

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Chayton

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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