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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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