- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

It says so on your cap.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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