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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Knock Knock It's Open!

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

How do magnets work?

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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