Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Wolf Pussy

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Rebecca Black.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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