How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Hitler was Jewish.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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