Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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