- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

I am a real homosexual

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Grapefruit.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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