What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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