I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What is brown and smells? Poop

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

who eats pencils asians

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Justin Bieber having an erection.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

Hello I'm a fat kid

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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