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Women's Basketball.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

like my drawing of a white person?

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

A baby seal walks into a club.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

What lives underground? Grandpa

Penis

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the fkg face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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