What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Brittney Spears

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Did you know?

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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