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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

sweaty black guy

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Nathan Gooderson.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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