How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Which one is hardest?

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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GAY PEOPLE

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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nice shorts.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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69

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Womens rights

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a little girl gets raped

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Anti Joke

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