Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Women's Rights

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Time flies like a banana.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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oops

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Icecream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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