- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.